Wayne Gretzky (no relationship) is a vampire that can not expand his teeth. His erectile dysfunction started when he inadvertently eliminated Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years earlier. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches university background - who better? Trying to restore his full power, he employs help from his buddy as well as colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Absolutely nothing functions until a new semester brings fresher Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while reports fly around the university. But everything sours when he turns Chris right into a vampire and also her newly found bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the reports a little also real. Composed by Anonymous
Wayne Gretzky (no relationship) is a vampire that can not expand his teeth. His erectile dysfunction started when he inadvertently eliminated Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years earlier. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches university background - who better? Trying to restore his full power, he employs help from his buddy as well as colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Absolutely nothing functions until a new semester brings fresher Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while reports fly around the university. But everything sours when he turns Chris right into a vampire and also her newly found bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the reports a little also real. Composed by Anonymous